The legend of the
rock and roll prodigy called “PETER AND THE TWINS” is well known in America, and most
of the developed world. From the villages of Sri Lanka to the bustling
metropolis of Kuala Lampur, Peter and the Twins remain a cultural fixture, and a
household name.
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Since
their last tour, the band has become reclusive, shunning the public light, and
refusing to do interviews.
Andy rarely leaves his suburban mansion.
Tabloids have covered his rare and desultory public appearances extensively due
to their bombastic frivolity. Insiders
rumor of drunken, late-night, high speed, smoke-filled joyrides through downtown
Minneapolis. He faced a PR disaster after word spread of hidden camera footage
capturing the drummer throwing trash out his limousine windows at pedestrians, and
yelling nonsense at them.
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Andy Whittetism of the day: "That's not snow! Those are amps!"
Roger keeps to
himself, traipsing the earth as an aimless wanderer, searching for remote
corners of the world where he will not be recognized, often vehemently denying
his identity to fans. He is said to have summited the 7 peaks, navigated the 12
rivers, and traversed the two poles. The sins accompanying god-like fame
affected Roger deeply. By most accounts he unceasingly mumbles the phrase “must
get clean” to himself, while tearing at his long red beard. Some say Guatemala is to be his next destination.
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| Roger |
Tour companions,
J-bone and Benjamin have collaborated to form the burgeoning genre of hardcore
metal hip-hop screamo. They are still looking for major-label support.
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| J-Bone |
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| Ben |
Peter has fostered
new relationships, but also encountered new enemies, most notably his nemesis,
“Morris Day, and the Time.”
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| The Time |
He works in solitude on solo tour plans across the United States, and
intends on creating a new permanent residence in Los Angeles. Rumors abound
from those closest to him. Some say his rambunctious lifestyle, along with a
string of bad business decisions has exhausted him of nearly all his assets
and money.
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| Peter |
Others claim he has no tangible plan for survival on the road. One
friend, who asked to remain anonymous was quoted saying, “I tried talking him
out of moving to California because he doesn’t have any money, and his car is
probably going to break down. I know
this because he’s my roommate.”
It was recently leaked that Peter spends most
of his remaining weeks in Minneapolis with his closest friend, Prince, as he
prepares to hit the road and confront the questions of our age. Grandiose, philosophical,
psychological, physiological, anthropological questions. Questions such as - “am I a huge idiot?” The
wind whispers to him… “most likely so.”
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| Prince |
His journey begins JUNE 15th...
